Everything below comes out of the same catalogue the Russian site sells from: the same prices, the same units, the same list. There is no separate English price list, because a second price list is a second set of numbers to keep true, and they always drift.
Read the line under each price. Most trips are priced per person. Some — a boat, a car, a shoot, a ceremony — are priced as a whole thing for your whole party, and the card says so in those words.
Prices are final: the pickup, the guide, the park and entrance fees, lunch where the programme has one and insurance are already inside. Booking locks the number.
Open any card to see the trip and book it on this page: the date, how many of you there are, your hotel, and a card or TON payment. It takes a minute and it commits you to nothing — we confirm the seats and write back within fifteen minutes. If you would rather talk it through first, every card also has a Telegram link.
01Our own routes
We plan them, our driver drives, you ride as a guest. Nobody resells these.
A yacht for the day, yours alone
Our own trip: a yacht with captain and crew for a party of up to twelve, on a route we agree with you the evening before. Islands, an anchor for swimming, dinner on deck as the light goes.
Old Phuket Town on foot
The town was built on tin. Migrants from Fujian arrived from the mid-1800s, European trading houses followed, and mine money put up the quarter you walk through today.
MotoTour: southern Phuket
Our own route on the back of a bike with our driver — you ride as a passenger, hands free for the camera. Viewpoints, temples and coves the tour buses cannot turn into.
MotoTour: northern Phuket
The quiet half of the island: jungle roads, the Bang Pae waterfall, and beaches with nobody on them. Same format — our driver, you ride.
AutoTour: southern Phuket
The same authored route by car, at your own pace, air conditioned, with as many stops as you feel like making.
AutoTour: northern Phuket
Northern Phuket by car — waterfalls, viewpoints, long lunches and no schedule to keep.
MotoTour with a professional photographer
Our authored ride with a photographer along for the whole day. The edited photographs are part of the price, not an upsell at the end.
MiniBus around Phuket
A minibus and driver for a larger group, running our route across the island. Priced for the vehicle.
AutoTour: Phuket Town
The old-town route done in an air-conditioned car: Sino-Portuguese mansions, temples, markets and the coffee houses in between.
02Sea and islands
Boats, bays and snorkelling — the reason most people come to this coast.
Phi Phi and Bamboo Island
Maya Bay, the Pileh lagoon, and snorkelling over the coral garden at Bamboo. The two best-known stops on the Andaman in one day.
The Similan Islands
The best snorkelling in the Andaman Sea: national park, white sand, visibility you remember afterwards. The park is open November to April only.
James Bond Island, Phang Nga Bay
The limestone rock from the film, the bay around it, and the sea caves you go into by canoe. A full day.
Phang Nga Bay and the cave canoes
Limestone cliffs standing straight out of green water, with hidden lagoons inside them. The big boat takes you in, then the canoes take over.
Coral Island (Koh He)
Twenty minutes from Rawai pier. Shallow, warm and bright — the easiest island day on this coast if you have children with you.
Yacht charter
A yacht for the day with captain and crew, on your route. Priced for the boat, not per head.
Phi Phi and the Khai islands
The classic Phi Phi route with three small Khai islets added on the way home.
Racha Island
Forty minutes south by speedboat, and the water turns the colour people put on postcards. White sand, easy snorkelling, a full day.
Eleven islands in a day
A long speedboat loop around the small islands off Phuket, stopping to swim rather than to shop.
Try Dive on the reef
A first dive with an instructor, on a shallow reef, with no certificate required. Two people per instructor.
Koh Mai Thon
A small private island southeast of Phuket. Calmer water and far fewer people than Coral Island, and dolphins turn up on the crossing often enough to watch for them.
Sunset catamaran
The catamaran leaves in the late afternoon and runs the coast past the islands on flat water. Stable and roomy — fine for a couple, fine for a party.
Sea fishing, half a day
Out with a local crew, tackle and bait included. What you catch, the boat will cook.
03Jungle, town and land
Waterfalls, rainforest, temples and the old town. What the island is when you turn away from the beach.
Khao Sok in a day
The oldest rainforest on the planet and the green water of Cheow Lan lake by longtail boat. A long day — around twelve hours.
Ethical elephant sanctuary
One kind of camp only: a sanctuary rehabilitating rescued working elephants, where nobody rides them because riding harms them. You feed and wash them instead.
Rafting, elephants and ATV
Three things in one day, with the elephant stop at a care camp rather than a riding camp.
The Big Buddha and the temples
Forty-five metres of Burmese marble on Nakkerd hill, visible from most of the south of the island. The terrace below gives you the whole coastline at once.
Khao Lak
Waterfalls, slow rivers and rainforest ninety minutes north of the island, without the crowds.
The Avatar Trail
Canyons, hanging vines and the most cinematic viewpoints in the province. Around ten hours, with real walking in them.
Gibbon Jump zipline
Platforms strung through the rainforest canopy, certified gear, a guide on every line.
Khao Sok, two days
The same lake, but you sleep on it: floating bungalows, mist at dawn, kayaks before breakfast.
Splash Jungle water park
Smaller and quieter than Andamanda, and easier on younger children.
Andamanda Phuket water park
The island's big water park: slides, a wave pool and a lazy river, all themed on Thai myth. A full day with children.
Hanuman World zipline
The larger of the island's two canopy parks: longer lines, a skywalk and a roller-zip through old rainforest.
Thai cooking class
Market first, kitchen second: you buy what you are going to cook, then cook and eat it.
Night markets and street food
Phuket Town is a UNESCO City of Gastronomy, and the title is about the old town's street food rather than the beach restaurants. We go in the evening, when it opens.
Go-karting at Patong Speedway
Real karts on a real circuit, with children's classes kept separate from the adult ones. It also survives rain, which a boat does not.
04Evenings and shows
What Phuket does after dark.
Phuket FantaSea
The evening show park at Kamala. The main performance, built on Thai legend, runs about an hour and a half.
Simon Cabaret
The long-running Phuket cabaret: costumes, choreography and a full house most nights.
Carnival Magic
An evening park and parade show — the newest and the largest of the island's night productions.
05Made to order
One-off days: a ceremony, a shoot, a party, a move. Priced for the thing, not per head.
A spa day, Thai massage
A proper Thai massage in a place we would go to ourselves, rather than the one with the loudest sign.
Private beach fire show
A fire performance on the sand for your group, with dinner as the sun goes down.
Beach wedding ceremony
A turn-key ceremony on the sand: setting, celebrant, photography, guests and dinner afterwards.
Events and celebrations
Birthdays, proposals, company evenings. We take the venue, the food, the show and the transport.
Professional photo walk
A photographer, a location chosen for the light, and edited photographs afterwards.
Not seeing what you came for?
This page is the shelf we keep ready. Diving, fishing, island-hopping by speedboat, a car and driver for three days, a birthday on a beach — all of that we arrange to order. Describe the day and we will price it.
Seasonal trips appear and disappear here on purpose: the Similans are open November to April and we take the card down when the park closes rather than sell you a date that does not exist.
06What a price on this site means
Every price is in Thai Baht (THB, ฿) and it is the price of the whole thing described, not a starting point. What the programme includes is already counted: the pickup at your hotel, the guide, park and entrance fees, lunch where the programme has one, insurance. What it does not include is written on the card. Nobody collects anything extra at the pier.
Read the line under the price. Some things are sold per person and some as a whole — a yacht at 35 000 ฿ is the boat for the day for up to twelve people, not 35 000 ฿ each. Every card says which it is, in those words, because getting this wrong is the difference between a fair price and an insult.
Booking locks the price. From the moment we confirm, the number does not move — not for the exchange rate, not for high season, not because you turned out to be six instead of four.
07How to pay
Settle in baht on the day, with the driver or the operator, in cash or by card — that is what most guests do and it needs no preparation. If you would rather pay ahead, there are two ways: a bank card through the payment service we are connecting, and cryptocurrency in TON, which works now. The card gateway settles in Russian roubles, so a card issued elsewhere may be refused; in that case pay in TON or in baht on the day.
There is no compulsory deposit. Leaving a request charges you nothing.
08One discount, and only one
Take three trips — one of our own routes, one on the water, one on land — and every guest in the party pays 1000 ฿ less. That is the entire discount system. No promo codes, no loyalty points, no cashback, no referral bonuses and no coupon you were supposed to find somewhere. We would rather keep the price low once than run the arithmetic twice.
09Cancelling, moving, and weather
- 48 hours before departure or earlier — cancel at no cost, and anything paid comes back in full.
- Later than that — we keep only what has actually been spent on your behalf: tickets already bought, transport already paid for. The rest comes back.
- Another date — free, subject to availability.
- Storm, storm warning or closed waters — full refund or a new date, whichever you prefer. This is our rule, and it holds whatever the boat operator's own policy says.
The full text is in the terms of service.
Tell us the dates and we will do the rest
Write in English. We answer a request within 15 minutes: we check the seats and reply.
Message us on Telegram →